Hi there... Last Friday I had the honor of performing at the world famous Improv in Hollywood during one of their "Teen Tours". That is what happens when teens who were generally rejected by the cool kids in High School go out into the world to find "cool kids" to reject.
Although it was a little flattering to be considered "cool" enough to reject... I was rejected enough in High School. I dropped out in 10th grade to avoid the brutal ridicule of my teen peers. Their treatment was so intense that I chose the ridicule of coked up construction workers as an alternative!
Well four more minutes of rejection didn't kill me and I turned it around. By the end of my set the freaks and weirdos were electing me homecoming king.
They tried to hate me but in the end I didn't drop out... I graduated!!!!! (In their defense, I did open with a 2 min piece on fingerbanging... Hey "Hit 'em where they live.")
