Tues night I went to Hollywood because Bryan Swinehardt said that He would love to have me on because it was an anniversay party for the room. 5 years. I was 20th... or actually 22nd if you count Tom Green and Kato Kalin. You heard me KATO KALIN.
My friends Marc Ryan and Jeorjeana Maria came with me and also went up late. The crowd was big and hot... until just before we went up. Then it was small and not hot.
I enjoyed working new material but can anyone tell me why I stick around for three hours sitting crossedlegged, eating trail mix in the back of a bar on the off chance that the crowd is going to some how be better when I get up...
The answer? Because there is no one who can tell you how to do this. You think maybe you are going to suddenly discover the magical combination of waiting and performing for each day of the week in each city and then you will be able to create the perfect set and everyone will go AHAA! He's got it figured out!
Here's your ten thousand dollars. Now you can pay off the IRS and have a normal life. NOT GONNA HAPPEN!
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