So Bill O'Reilly has once again shamed his Irish name by using his overblown sensationalistic views about Christmas to ironically grasp for holiday book sales.
He is storming around in the media claiming that the more respectful and culturally inclusive"Happy Holidays" promotes the (secular progressive) Liberal's "Anti Christian agenda of "Narcotics, Euthanasia, Homosexuality, and Abortion.
Wow! Really Bill! Really?
What a disappointing Christmas for the Liberal children....
"Mommy? Am I just really wasted this morning or did Santa bring me another dead, gay baby? Why can't we spend Christmas at the O'Reilly's this year? There Christmas is more fun! They get drunk and make inappropriate advances toward their staff until Mr. O'Reilly yells viciously at everyone and makes them leave." Then they get together around the enormous, un-reforested, christmas tree and have a Tea Party."
"I don't want my christmas to be SUSTAINABLE. I want it to be SENSATIONAL."
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